December 2011
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When a sibling makes a "yo' mama" joke
imlifeless:
Bitch, we have the same mom.
LOL
I am that sibling.
My brother gets so angry trololololol
Right, so my train is all ready and booked for tomorrow afternoon.
I’m already getting nervous because I hate travelling by train alone, what if I can’t find Coach B seat 08? My dad said I have to sit there! He said I can’t just sit in any old seat! Or what if I miss my train? I won’t even be able to call my dad because I don’t have credit! Or what if I get the wrong...
I have two suitcases.
One is too big.
One is too small.
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
I never thought I’d say this, but I actually miss uni!
I miss seeing the girls everyday, I miss sitting in the kitchen, I miss going out to smoke whenever I want, God, I even miss avoiding awkward Harry!!
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
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Watchaction-bastard:
It’s not about winning, is it?
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people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
person: i use internet explorer
me: oh no
me: no
me: no stop
me: stop before you get hurt
me: oh my god
me: this is serious
I’ve decided not to make any New Years resolutions for next year because, to be honest, what the fuck is the point in making them when I know for a fact that I’m not going to keep them?
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